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Hello! [Sep. 16th, 2006|09:11 pm]
Coupling Quotes

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New to the comm, quite new to "Coupling" - watched season 1 and 2 on DVD and will be getting the rest soon! Jeff rawks! Here are a few choice "Jeff-isms"....



"I love the word naked. It's brilliant isn't it? Naked. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it."

Jeff: I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.
Steve: I'm sure you always... lend a hand.
Jeff: Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Uhh, no! Daylight!"

"Well, see, if you're gay, right... if you're gay, masturbation is practice! You can have a good old practice on you own, and when you're ready, when you got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's."

"You know what’s great about skirts? When a woman’s wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp."

Steve: Jeff, Jeff, I know about the giggle loop, the sock gap, the nudity buffer, and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me, there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. What’s gone wrong this time?
Jeff: I’ve got too many legs.

And my favourite....on why having sex with two women at once is such a brilliant idea...

"It would be like being attacked by a giant breast octopus! Except this time your mother doesn't wake you up before the good bit!"

Oh Jeff and his mother issues....the poor wee boy ^_^
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[User Picture]From: thebustocrookes
2006-09-16 02:57 pm (UTC)
"Women remember, Steve. It's like they've got minds of their own" - he's fantastic!
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[User Picture]From: katenoah
2006-09-16 04:31 pm (UTC)
Jeff was definitely my favorite character - he said the best things that while they were bloody hysterical, usually make sense in some way. Or they don't don't and I'm just weird.
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[User Picture]From: eclectictastes7
2006-09-16 06:13 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Uhh, no! Daylight!"
That is one of my favorite Coupling moments ever.
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[User Picture]From: littleyuzu
2006-09-17 07:15 am (UTC)
That "naked" quote is one of my favorites as well. He just delivers his lines so well!

One of my favorites is from the second season, in the episode where Julia is introduced. He says, "I never use my tongue on people! It's just for stamps and emergencies!" :D
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[User Picture]From: roxy641
2006-11-08 12:33 pm (UTC)

Jeffisms

I love all the Jeffisms, but this is
one of my favourite ones:
Steve: Jeff, Jeff, I know about the giggle loop, the sock gap, the nudity buffer, and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me, there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. What’s gone wrong this time?
Jeff: I’ve got too many legs.


Hearing a Jeffism makes my day ;)

Roxy641
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